Feeding time at the Koi pond~

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Famicom Scion~

Giant Robot magazine publisher Eric Nakamura walks us through the non-standard options of this retro-styled Toyota. The car features a NES cart for a key, an arcade button for a starter, and the projector installed into the headlights, which allow people to play and display games with the vehicle itself. And each of the Scion's doors can play video game sound effects, like the Coin and Mushroom noises from Super Mario Bro~

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Lipton Brisk : Machete~

Claymation Danny Trejo does a speed run of the whole damn movie in this video. Kids: wash your hands after negotiating~

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Star Wars Heels~

Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know)~

Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking for, or the peep-toe high heels you didn't know you were looking for because you got Manolo mind-tricked by that catty bitch working in the shoe department. Huh? WELL OF COURSE I KNOW MY HIGH-END SHOE DESIGNERS! Louboutin, Paccini, Gucci, Giambattista Valli, Jimmy Ch-- you know what? I'm just gonna stop there~

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Bottled Monster Hunter?~

Asahi made this drink to celebrate the launch in the series of the hit game “Monster Hunter Portable 3d” hence the odd drink name “Monster Hunter.” The “Dodecamin” part of the name is just a mash-up of the Japanese word “Dodeca” meaning ’super-power’ and the engrish word “Vitamin.”

As odd as the overwrought graphics on the label look and as unwieldily the name of the product is, you would be surprised what a glass of Dodecamin Monster Hunter drink looks like. glass of dodecamin monster hunter drink~

And, it tastes about as peculiar as it looks—a bilious yellow, nearly flat carbonated, fruit-flavored, vitamin drink containing, “fructose glucose, honey, citrulline, guarana, maca, citric acid, etc.” Yum~

It turns out that Asahi has a whole series of Monster Hunter drinks as shown below, which will be marketed for a limited time~

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Hey, We All Like Star Wars But...Damn!~

First C3, then Jar-Jar, and next thing you know you're turnin' freaky-ass tricks in a Mos Eisley bathroom stall. It's a slippery slope, bro, and from the looks of things you're at least halfway down with no trees to break your fall. Just remember: some of them aliens got multiple wieners. They're not gonna wanna pay extra!~

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Seattle's Real Life Super hero~

22-year-old “real-life superhero” Phoenix Jones, leader of the Rain City Superhero Movement, roams the streets of the Emerald City clad in a “skin-tight, rubber, black-and-gold suit” fortified with a bullet-proof vest, stab plates, and a “ballistic cup.”~

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